Director Hideo Kojima took to Twitter to explain his totally not sexist reasons behind her clothing choice. But the explanation that she requires photosynthesis became a joke in itself.

Some people may find it a little hard to tell apart what’s “normal” from sexual when it comes to women on screens, but luckily the internet never disappoints. In a series of YouTube videos courtesy of Tactical Modding Operations, Quiet’s most controversial scenes were model swapped with Ocelot, former rival to protagonist Big Boss. The results? Hilarious.